Quigley Quotes

Jez says the funniest things. I cried with laughter at these and so this page was conceived....

TO QUOTE JEZ QUIGLEY....

"I'm sendin' one of me lads over!"

"I'm here for ya, babe."

"That's not nice."

"Talk about give a dog a bad name."

"I am going off you fast."

"Steven James McDonald. Come on down!"

"Just lie back, close your eyes and think of England."

"Look, this is lovely to see you again and all that, but it's time you left."

"Well look at me! I'm absolutely terrified!"

"Sticks and stones, Mr McDonald."

"Y'know I reckon I've got a taste for McDonalds now, what d'ya reckon?"

scene stealer....#1

JEZ: I just wanted to see ya, that's all!

LEANNE: Oh right! So you just get me kidnapped then, do ya?

JEZ: What else am I gonna do? I mean, you won't talk to me, you walk away from me in the street. You slam the phone down on me!

LEANNE: Well, are you surprised?

JEZ: .....Yeah....I am!

scene stealer....#2
NATALIE: It's got to stop somewhere! JEZ: Yeah. When I say.