Jez Quigley is the most evil man in TV history. The guy is God! The Sexy Psycho Jez Factor™ is something I created for fun while sitting on my backside one day during the summer. It's a scale on which everything I encouter is judged. If it's evil. it must be tried before the court of Quigley.
Jez is the psycho of psychos (beyond any Patrick Bateman!). His evil stare make me shiver - a feeling a like a little too much - and when I size a man up (as we women do), he must score highly on the SPJF.
The top score is 50 and there are five categories:
Eyes - The puppy-dogs and 'love me' looks are out. The
psychotic stare and the subtle, cold gaze are in!
POINTS AVAILABLE = 10
Smile - No cheeky grins here. The 'I'm gonna
get you' smile is what we're looking for! Think Gary Oldman and
kiefer Sutherland X 200000000000, heh heh!
POINTS AVAILABLE = 10
Facial Hair - This is not really compulsory, but
facial hair rids a man of his 'angelic little choir-boy' appeal.
POINTS AVAILABLE = 10
Voice - A potential Quigler must have a voice
that can terrify and excite you with just one word. A hint of
campness on occasion scores well on the Factor
POINTS AVAILABLE = 10
Sexuality - You may have noticed that when playing
Jez, Lee Boardman does so in a rather sexual manner. The most
fantastic example of this was during the final scenes between Jez
and Steve. Right after mentioning his "taste" for the
McDonalds, he leaned in very cloe to Steve, leading me to ask my
brother "Is he gonna kis him or what?!!". Yes, the more
a potential Quigler puts himself across in this sexual manner,
the higher he will score. REMEMBER: A potential Quigler should be
sexual and NOT creepy!
POINTS AVAILABLE = 10
So, there you have it. The Sexy Psycho Jez Factor™. Find out what Lee Boardman had to say about it in the transcript from Corrie's live chat in the Articles section.
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